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Monday

Q: What do you call a three-footed aardvark? A: a yardvark! #joke



Do you need a little laugh, maybe a stupid joke to make your challenging day seem less stressful? Well, below we have listed todays' short jokes!

  1. A lady was on trial for beating her husband to death with his own guitars.
    "First offender" the judge inquired?
    "No" she replied, "First the Gibson, THEN the Fender"

  2. Little Brian, "Should I get into trouble for something I didn't do"?
    Teacher, "No."
    Little Brian, "Good, because I didn't do my homework."

  3. Q: What do you call a three-footed aardvark?
    A: a yardvark!

  4. Q: What do you get when you cross fish and an elephant?
    A: Swimming trunks.

  5. Q: What Do You Call A Bear With No Teeth?
    A: A Gummy Bear

  6. Q. Did you hear about the blind man who went bungee jumping?
    A. He loved it, but it scared the hell out of his seeing eye dog.

  7. Q: What do you call a laughing jar of mayonnaise?
    A: LMAYO

  8. Q: "How do you shoot a killer bee?"
    A: "With a bee bee gun."

  9. Q: What kind of jokes do you make in the shower?
    A: Clean Jokes!

  10. Q: What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
    A: "Where’s Popcorn?"



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