Saturday

Best Short Jokes 10



More short jokes for you to enjoy, okay maybe get a laugh or two from them!

  1. Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
    Student: "Eggs!"
    Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
    Student: "Bacon!"
    Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
    Student: "Homework!"

  2. Q: What nails do carpenters hate to hit?
    A: Fingernails.

  3. It was the first day of school. Harry's mother went into his bedroom and said, "Come on Harry, get up now. You have to go to school today."

    "But I don't want to go to school," replied Harry, "I want to stay in bed. Why do I have to go to school"?

    "Because," answered his mother, "you're a teacher!"

  4. Q: How do crazy people go through the forest?
    A: They take the psycho path.

  5. Q: Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
    A: He wanted cold hard cash!

  6. Q: Why do sea-gulls fly over the sea?
    A: Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels (bay gulls)!

  7. Q: What did Delaware?
    A: A New Jersey

  8. Q. Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
    A. Because they taste funny.

  9. Q: Who do fish always know how much they weigh?
    A: Because they have their own scales.

  10. First Day Of School
    First day at school





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