Best Short Jokes 7

You want to hear a pizza joke? Never mind, it’s pretty cheesy.

Why don’t you ever see hippopotamus hiding in trees? Because they’re really good at it.

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the “P” is silent.

Dwarfs and midgets have very little in common.

How do you make Holy water? Boil the hell out of it.

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