Who says Canadians aren’t real bright??
“Hello, is this the Police?”
“Yes. What do you want?”
“I’m calling to report about my neighbor Brian Mc! He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood.”
“Thank you very much for the call, sir.”
The next day, the Police Drug Squad descended on Brian Mc’s house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but couldn't find no marijuana. They swore at Brian Mc and left.
The phone rings at Brian Mc’s house.
“Hey, Brian! Did the Police come?”
“Did they chop your firewood?”
“Happy Birthday Buddy!”
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